WARNING: This post contains information that could be considered inappropriate for some, in other words…TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
I’m pretty much known to my family as being a bit of a nut. I do and say crazy things daily, we all laugh (or the kids roll their eyes) and we move on to the next moment in time. If I were to write down each thing that I have boggled each day, it would consume an entire book…a long one.
Those words above are my disclaimer to this story…
We all read stories in the paper or on the web or even see them on the news, you know the ones where you just shake your head and think to yourself “who in the world would ever DO that!”
Sunday morning I was in a bit of a rush. I drove to one of my older daughter’s houses to pick up my teen girls who had babysat their nephews the night before. We needed to get back home and get ready for church.
While the girls were saying their goodbyes, I went straight to the bathroom. Don’t you just hate it when you sit down and you look and there is no toilet paper!
Normally I would have simply yelled to my daughter, “hey, no toilet paper!” but no, I was in a hurry and didn’t want to wait.
Then I noticed she had those handy dandy wipes on her counter…you know the kind, moist towellettes to do an extra good cleaning job on the littles behinds after the big job.
“Oooh I’ll just use these babies!” So I promptly whipped one out of the container…I paid no attention to the exact name, nor did I read the label.
They did the trick, but I wasn’t impressed. They didn’t work too well. I picked up the package to see what kind of wipes these could be.
THEY WEREN’T WIPES! Well, actually they were, but…They were disinfectant wipes for CLEANING!!
Yes you read that right!
Oh my…I panicked for just a minute, then I just chuckled because what else can you do? I didn’t tell my daughter about it, because her husband was around. As a matter of fact…I’ve pretty much kept that little secret to myself until today!
I know you are shaking your head and wondering, “how does one do this sort of thing!?”
Who knows what category my family will put me in after today, they may secretly make plans to put me in the funny farm! Whateva! They’d just be bored without me wouldn’t they?!
Moral of the story…
READ THE LABELS FIRST!